twitter fail blog

(Yes, this is the post that will condemn our souls to hell. If you don’t get the obscure religious references, perhaps you’ll be saved from such a fate.)

Twitter is big news. Everywhere you turn, someone is using twitter, reporting on the popularity of twitter, or asking you to connect with them on twitter. It seems as if God and everyone is on twitter.

That last statement was theoretical, until we got the following message in our gmail account:

Imagine our thrill at being one of the chosen!

It turns out that Jesus Christ has a bunch of twitter accounts.

Imagine how easy Jesus’s job would have been, if he could have tweeted his sermons. It would have saved him from climbing that mountain to talk to the masses. A few clicks on the keyboard, and he could have spent a lot more time making wine.

And, how easy would it have been to share his word? His prophets wouldn’t have to travel from city to city to retell his story. Just a quick RT, and the message is repeated.

Unfortunately, it looks as if the Son of God has added at least one nefarious character to his flock in order to attract new followers. We have no stones to throw, so we’ll just have to block him.

We did learn something interesting, in our research. “Jesus Christ loves all Marketing, SEO, Web Programming, conservative”

So, WWJD? Evidently, use social media to grow his downline.

Send in the Fail Bird! Tell them you saw them on twitter-fail