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sharing the good, and exposing the best of the worst on twitter
Abner!
Gladys Kravitz was sure her neighbors were “up to something,” but no one believed her. One crazy thing after another would happen, but she couldn’t prove it to her skeptical husband. This eventually drove her completely insane, at which point she killed Abner and went on a rampage, burning the entire crazy neighborhood down, artificial grass and all. Or at least, that’s how we remember it.
Today’s Gladys is up to something herself. But instead of seeing things too amazing to believe, she’s luring tweeps to her site, like the Lady in the Gingerbread House. Just when you think she’s a nice girl, looking for a few new friends, you’ll click on one of her links and be directed to porn, and a pop-up chat window for some dirty talk.
Poor old Abner would have paid attention to this.
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My Eyes!
Every now and then we come across a bio pic that is so disturbing, even a quick glance causes it to be permanently burned into our retinas, so that the horror of that brief viewing will follow us to our graves.
Since we can’t unsee it, we’re going to pass the image your way. Like a gruesome auto accident you can’t help but watch, this image will shake you to your core. You life will never be the same.
Turn away now, before it is too late.
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Hump Day
We noticed a lot of tweeps pledging their celibacy to Kelly Clarkson today, stating “I don’t hook up.” Celibacy pledges are nothing new, but swearing the oath to a celebrity shows a just how involved in their fan’s lives some celebrities can be.
This got us to wondering, does anyone hook up on twitter? The answer, is “Yes.” That didn’t surprise us. What did surprise us was that it’s apparently just women who want to hook up.
Then we got a little confused.
That whole celibacy thing is starting to make a bit more sense.
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TMI
The bio pics of today’s honorees are each in various stages of undress.
The first dishonorable mention goes to @SMM353 for the tiniest bit of frontal exhibition.
Next up: @Satyre08, who gets props for remembering to keep her skirt on.
And, finally, @yellowtrini for the fetching camera-phone/mirror production. We are very thankful for the graininess of the shot.
In a related category, the Ms. Congeniality award goes to @NiaBender for giving the appearance of nakedness, without actually showing any naughty bits. Thank you for your discretion.
By the way, did you notice that each image is linked to a close-up view? Of course you did, you perv.
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