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There’s only one good thing about a fever
When a bad thing happens, you can be a winner and deal with it head-on, or be a loser and let it control your life. You always have a choice.
That’s why we are choosing to do something about the Bieber Fever plague. Symptoms of this dread disease include heart palpitations, frequent screaming, and delusions. Once a victim has been infected with the Bieber parasite, it’s too late to reason with them. The illness takes away all rational thought, and their sole purpose for living is reduced to keeping the Bieber alive. Ignoring this terrible disease that has swept the nation will not make it go away, and it appears that no girl under the age of 18 is immune.
No matter where you look, little girls are screaming about Justin Bieber. And, the more girls scream, the more other girls will scream to prove that they, too, love Justin Bieber even more than any sane person can imagine.
The disease usually follows a predictable progression:
Crying for attention
Banding together with others who are infected
Obsessing over imaginary “facts”
Threats of violence
Panic attacks
This disease is quickly reaching epidemic status. It may be too late to save the young girls you love. If they haven’t already caught the Bieber Fever, it’s only a matter of time.
The only good thing about a fever? Eventually, they run their course. Unfortunately, some girls will not build up an immunity, and will be more susceptible to the next teen epidemic. God help us all.
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I am a 15 year-old girl, and I am proud to say that I am fever-free. Fighting against this horrible disease that has stricken my fellow comrades is my duty, and I fulfill it by doing this: filling their minds with nothing but the sweet, sweet sound of rock music ranging from Queen (possibly one of the best bands of all time in my opinion) to Avenged Sevenfold (they have their occasional addicting song, such as A Little Piece of Heaven). Upon scrubbing their minds with these songs, I find that the fever goes down drastically. I believe I have found a treatment to the raging epidemic.
Also, as you may have noticed, I’m plagued with the perhaps not-so-terrible illness called ‘humor’. Ever heard of it? It’s quite useful. I see you may have it, as well. This may be the start of a beautiful, bad pun-filled friendship. Ah, the glory days.
Twitter: rosenred
says:
Fever’s just the symptom. The disease is well hidden somewhere else. Sure most of the times, the fever runs it’s course and the patient is considered cured. But that won’t kill the virus you know… Even if it’s driven out of one host (or the host outgrows it – as most likely to happen in this case) it will find a new host and the circle will repeat itself.
The thing is, they haven’t figured out a certain way to prevent the spread of the virus yet.
May FSM help us all indeed
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