Hey Batter Batter
Our player, @boydazz steps up to the plate, and takes a pitch.
Strike One!


Is @smashlee227 following @boydazz?
Undaunted, he chokes up on the bat and swings again.
Strike Two!


Does @ChristinaLJ follow @boydazz?
No way is he going to walk away from the plate now.
Strike Three!


Does @mollycool follow @boydazz?
No matter how well he spins it, @boydazz isn’t going to make it to first base.

Perhaps you can give him some advice in the comments.
Thanks to Honorary Fail Bird Handler @mollycool for inadvertently bringing this fail to our attention.
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Ah man, you man @boydazz fold up his tent and go home. I was all ready to follow for all the fun! Well, now I have to follow @mollycool.
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