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Remember when you were a kid and you would rub your eyes really hard and you would see stars, and it was almost like your own private fireworks show, except there was no Grand Finale? Mom told us that was bad for our eyes and would make us go blind. She said that about sitting too close to the television, too, and something else that our brothers wouldn’t talk about in front of us.

We’re going to show you something so horrifying, so life-altering, so disturbing that once look you wish you could unsee it, but by then it will be too late. Like an accident at the side of the road, you’ll be both attracted and repulsed, and it will be hard to look away. After even the briefest exposure, the image will be burned into your brain forever. You’ll wish that, for just a moment, you were not cursed with the sense of sight.

Look away now.

We mean it.

Save yourself and go back to twitter.

That image is this:

We warned you.

Yes, it’s Danny DeVito. The real deal. And that’s his avatar.



We just hope he’s wearing pants.

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