twitter fail blog

It’s Friday again, and the #FollowFriday recommendations are clogging up twitter like salmon heading upstream to spawn, except that none of the tweets will be caught and eaten by bears, which would be awesome to watch.

#FollowFriday started out as a way to share the love. Recommend good people to follow on twitter, and your followers will find some new interesting people to interact with. That’s the way it’s supposed to work, but some people have a hard time understanding that twitter, like life isn’t all about them.

Still, it’s hard not to follow someone so loving as @MishGoddess who so self-confidently whines herself into a few #FF recos of her own.

Sing along with us:

You made me follow you
I didn’t want to do it, I didn’t want to do it
You made me follow you
and all the time you knew it
I guess you always knew it.
You made me fearful sometimes, you made me sad
And there were times, Dear, you made me feel so bad
I think it was the 5″ stiletto sticking out of  my ass.

Those threats of bodily harm just make us want you more.

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